Theft

I just discovered that a former co-worker stole my job title and put it on his resume. He was a hateful person -- someone who believed himself to be so perfect that he could crush others and think nothing of it. At the time, I was a manager and he was an administrative assistant. Now, he's a big shot lawyer -- big surprise, given his Napoleonic ambitions -- and there's no way in hell I'm going to confront him and tell him to change his online resume. But it's tempting.