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Today, Beth showed me her Stuart Weitzman catalog. I caviled at a disturbing picture. The image's caption said "Black alligator calf clutch." I thought to myself, "Is the black alligator endangered? How could they slaughter its calf to make this clutch?" The purse was very long, perhaps even the length of a baby black alligator with its head and tail removed.

I must have been dizzy from too much editing. The logical explanation was that the purse was of calf's leather, dyed black, and imprinted with an "alligator" pattern. Of course, then I was left with the question of why slaughtering a calf for its leather was somehow preferable to slaughtering the calf of a rare (possibly endangered) alligator. There are answers, of course.

Date: 2005-07-27 07:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
I read that as "Black alligator calf crotch".

Date: 2005-07-28 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com
Ohhhh dear...
*laughs a bit*

This is why I like knitting my own bags; I have a good idea of what it's actually made of.

*Pictures big eyed baby alligator calf and starts to giggle again*

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