Damn you, Kim Jong Il!

[thedarkages]

The Los Angeles Times reported yesterday that the North Koreans have been busy counterfeiting $100 bills since the late 1980s. This directly impedes one of my major fantasies -- to find a duffel bag full of $100 bills in the vicinity of my apartment. Now, there will be a fair chance that those bills will be counterfeit. Instead of depositing the simoleons at the bank and risking being accused of passing funny money, I will have to give them directly to the police. Given what happens to the contents of evidence rooms, there is little chance I would ever see that money again. I think I'll have to work on my next fantasy, involving a large certified check from George Soros.