The Caterer

[thedarkages]

I've been editing a religious tract, and as such I've been discovering all kinds of weird stuff in the New Testament. Perhaps the strangest thing so far happens in Acts 10:15, when Heaven lowers a tablecloth before the hungry Peter with every kind of unkosher species imaginable, and tells him, "Rise, Peter; kill, and eat."

Nowadays, all you have to do is go to a Reform bar-mitzvah.

Comments

[yesenixan.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize the raw-foods movement went that far back.

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

And Peter did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats.

Poor Peter

[vlforman.livejournal.com]

What happens next?