Danish Speedbandits
Nov. 25th, 2006 06:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedarkagesBy now, this has been universally blogged and is readily Googlable.
Nonetheless, it raises some important questions:
What about straight female drivers?
Are they significantly better drivers than men, so that no male equivalent is required? If not, we should ship Lucky Vanous and the similarly chiseled to Denmark straightaway.
What about gay men?
Michael Lucas, Lexington Steele, and Lukas Ridgeston could be exported forthwith to aid in this important safety programme.
What do those poor women do in winter?
One-piece tank suits would scarcely have sufficient insulating power to assure the women's safety. At the same time, red parkas would diminish the attention-getting character of the campaign.
Perhaps the solution is to have winter billboards featuring the women in their summertime attire.
Now that the Danish speed limit problem has been resolved, what can the Danes come up with to stop drunk driving?
Unknown at this time.
Nonetheless, it raises some important questions:
What about straight female drivers?
Are they significantly better drivers than men, so that no male equivalent is required? If not, we should ship Lucky Vanous and the similarly chiseled to Denmark straightaway.
What about gay men?
Michael Lucas, Lexington Steele, and Lukas Ridgeston could be exported forthwith to aid in this important safety programme.
What do those poor women do in winter?
One-piece tank suits would scarcely have sufficient insulating power to assure the women's safety. At the same time, red parkas would diminish the attention-getting character of the campaign.
Perhaps the solution is to have winter billboards featuring the women in their summertime attire.
Now that the Danish speed limit problem has been resolved, what can the Danes come up with to stop drunk driving?
Unknown at this time.
